Chelsea Writes

Hungry Little Caterpillar, indeed

“I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a roaring rampage of revenge. I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction.”

Be warned caterpillars, I will go all The Bride on your green little butts. I found around 20 today, of many different sizes as well as, rather disconcertingly, one that had already created a cocoon, cheeky little bugger. This one was the biggest of the lot. The smallest was no bigger than a grain of rice and almost see through.

Fair notice ‘pillars; you venture onto my turf (how do you find me, by the way, I’m two levels up!) and your days are numbered. Kthxbai.